There are no more jobs in Michigan.
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At 12:37 Pm 9/7/08 G.M.T the last job in Michigan, Deep Fry Cook for Popeye's Chicken, was filled by Hernandez Rico Vasquez.
Said Hernandez of his windfall "You go now, we have no public restrooms, you go now."
Assistant Secretary of Labor for Michigan, Ann Cambs was reportedly retiring upon hearing the news that her job mission description was no longer applicable.
"Well I guess I will go back to community college and get the degree in interior decorating I have been debating over all these years, boy did I make a bad career choice." Said Ann when questioned about her future plans.
Ann will be joining the estimated 11% of Michigan unemployed.
1,125,325 of which applied for the job Hernandez secured earlier yesterday.
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