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Police arrest Mich. man for car wash vacuum sex

Police say a Michigan man has been arrested after "receiving sexual favors from a vacuum" at a car wash.

The Saginaw News reports the 29-year-old Swan Creek Township man was arrested Thursday in Saginaw County's Thomas Township, about 90 miles northwest of Detroit.

Police Sgt. Gary Breidinger says a resident called to report suspicious activity at the car wash about 6:45 a.m. An officer approached on foot and caught the man in the act.

The suspect, whose name wasn't immediately released, is being held in the Saginaw County Jail.

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Seriously...I don't even know what to add...first the gay,cannibal chef now this.

Makes me proud to be from Michigan.

I always found those hoses too small though.

WTF? 6:45 A.M.?

What?...Was the local porn shop closed or just knocking one out at the handy-wash before work?

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Christine Beatty Liked It When Kwami Put His Tounge....CENSORED

Judge will release text messages in Beatty trial

A Wayne Circuit Court judge today ordered the release of most of the estimated 200 text messages in the criminal trial of former Mayor Kwame Kilpatrick's chief of staff, Christine Beatty, but gave defense attorneys until Thursday to obtain a stay from the Michigan Court of Appeals.

The messages will be released Thursday barring any appeals court action.

Wayne Circuit Judge Timothy Kenny listened to arguments from prosecutors, who want to unseal a 200 message sample from more than 625,000 communications obtained under subpoena now being offered to verify Kilpatrick and Beatty sent and received the texts on city-owned pagers.

The judge told lawyers last week that the law favors release of at least some of the messages. He said he was concerned about specifically protected conversations, like discussions with lawyers or with spouses. But he warned Beatty's lawyers that he wasn't convinced by written arguments against release previously submitted to the court.

"Unless there is some good reason given, they aren't supposed to be sealed unless there is some compelling reason to do so," Kenny told the lawyers on Thursday. "Otherwise this is supposed to be done in the sunshine."

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Good job to Wayne Circuit Judge Timothy Kenny.

Please allow justice to follow this through.

Christine Beatty's lawyers delayed only in the hopes of avoiding the media spotlight before her nasty cooter talk is divulged to the world.

Well Christine sorry but we are going to read every nasty piece of trash you wrote in order to ...no, not to get off.... but to get to the bottom of the corruption involved in your insipid administration.

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William Morton, Devon Bell, Derryck Brantley Named Detroit Bitches Of The Week

Three teens arraigned in Henry Ford High slaying

Three teens were arraigned today in 36th District Court in connection with last week's shooting near Henry Ford High School that left one student dead and three others injured.

Devon Bell and Derryck Brantley, both 18, and 15-year-old William Morton each were charged with one count of first-degree murder; three counts of assault with intent to commit murder; and one count of felony firearm. 

If convicted, they will serve life in prison.

Brantley is the son of Detroit homicide detective Derryck Thomas, and the car allegedly used in the shootings is registered to Brantley's mother, police said. 

Detroit Police on Friday turned the case over to Wayne County prosecutors because it involved a Detroit officer.

Prosecutor Kym Worthy then handed the case to Michigan Attorney General Mike Cox, because Worthy said her office often worked with Thomas.

Magistrate Millicent Sherman denied bail to the three teens. A preliminary examination is scheduled for Oct. 30.

Christopher Walker, 16, a student at Henry Ford, was killed in the shootings that students say stemmed from a long-festering gang problem at the school.

Three other students also were shot, but were not targets, investigators said.

They are recovering from wounds that are not thought to be life-threatening.

Brantley's attorney, Otis Culpepper, said his client was a "witness at best."

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Culpepper said Brantley was at the school to give his girlfriend, a Henry Ford student, a ride home.
"A friend asked if he could give another kid a ride and he gave him his keys and let him know his stuff in the trunk," he said.

Culpepper said Brantley drove the two youths to the high school. The teens got out and took their belongings from the trunk. 

Culpepper insisted that Brantley did not know there was a gun in the trunk.

"He heard shots and then the two got back in the car," said Culpepper. "He drove them for three blocks and then asked them to get out."

Culpepper said his client turned himself in to police over the weekend and was released on $50,000 bond. 

Culpepper asked Sherman to continue that bond but Donna Pendergast, a prosecutor with the Michigan attorney general's office, argued that new information had come forward in the case since then.

"Evidence is being developed to implicate the defendant (Brantley)," she said. "By the defendant's own statement, he took this person who had two guns drove them to where the shooting occurred, took the guns out the trunk and then let them back in the truck."

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Witness at best?!?!?

HAW HAW HAW...lock their gangsta asses up and throw away the key.

These three are a menace to society.

Back in the olden days we called them MURDERERS.

Anything but a lasting punishment will leave them hardened and wanting for more.

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Insurance Company Scum

Well I think I have just about had it with insurance companies.

If you work for an insurance company your a bottom feeder of the worst order.

You could say "Hey..it's just a job...I'm the server guy, janitor, administrative admin, whatever..."

Your part of the problem and simply don't have the balls to do anything about it do you?

Your participating in a system that is ripping apart everything this country stands for.

Totally and utterly destroying lives by charging grotesque fees for the gamble you won't get sick, have an accident, die...whatever.

The joke is on us.

We all get sick. 

We all have accidents.

We all die.

And we TRUST the insurance company will do us right when the time comes....they will not.

Insurance companies amazingly take your money without error from your check week to week to week to week but yet when it comes time to pay they suddenly become mentally retarded with an efficiency rivaling the brain dead.

Your check could take weeks, months or years to come to you...but they took your money flawlessly for years from your payroll didn't they?

I see those working for insurance companies as akin to Nazi sympathizers in WWII.

You complain about insurance cost but pull your pitifully small paycheck regardless week to week from them at the cost of human suffering don't you?

Your just scum.

How many of us have horror stories about insurance companies?

How many of us have good stories involving insurance companies?

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Far Reaching Effects Of Economy

Detroit church shuts doors after 80 years

Allen Park resident Dianna Rigato lingered outside Our Lady of Mount Carmel Roman Catholic Church on Sunday after Mass had ended, reluctant to say her final goodbye to the southwest Detroit church, the site of so many memories. Rather than merge with another parish, the congregation voted to close the 80-year-old church after their pastor, the Rev. Robert Cini, announced he was retiring because of health and age, Rigato said.

The final Mass was said Sunday, and the churchgoers later hung a purple ribbon from the church doors to mark its closing.

"We chose to close so we could close with dignity and celebration," Rigato said.

Across Metro Detroit, Catholic churches have been forced to close or merge as the population has shifted and because the number of priests has declined. Parishes are evaluating themselves to see how they fit into the Archdiocese of Detroit's strategic five-year plan for parishes and schools called "Together in Faith."

In addition to the pastor's retirement, attendance at Our Lady of Mount Carmel has dwindled.

The parish, not far from Ford Motor Co.'s sprawling Rouge complex, was established in 1927 when a bishop assigned a priest the task of establishing a parish for the southwest Detroit community known as "Little Italy," according to the commemorative booklet handed out Sunday.

Italian, Polish, Hungarian and French immigrants who worked in the nearby factories comprised the congregation.

In the 1970s, the parish had 500 families. About 80 families attend the church today, said Parish Council President Frank Bartel, 58, of Southgate.
"We are losing a parish, but we are losing a friend, as well, because Father is going back to Malta," Bartel said.

For Rigato, the church was where she was married, where her six daughters were baptized and where, five years ago, the funeral of one of her daughters was held.

As Cardinal Adam Maida, archbishop of Detroit, wrote to parishioners: "While the Ford Motor Company was busy producing automobiles in its Rouge River Plant to physically move people, Our Lady of Mount Carmel Parish was busy proclaiming the Word of God and celebrating the Sacraments to spiritually move people."

"I think it's kind of a grieving process," Rigato said of the tears shed by the parish.

"We chose to close it, but for a lot of us, it was a big part of our lives."

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What you just read, aside from being a sad state of the priority many of us give to ANY moral or ethical discipline, is the auto industry failing in Metro Detroit is now showing just how far and how deep it's economic effect will reverberate.

You don't just replace 80 year old congregations, multiple generations of faithful do not just come into being.

Regardless of your faith or mine, this is bad news.

Somewhere a church supply outlet is now one customer short, various church employees are now out of work, numerous families must now find a new congregation if possible, no water or electric of gas will be purchased by this church, no community outreach will come from the empty church, and on and on....

What do I expect next?

Vandalism, copper being stripped from the building.

A shell of a building sitting roadside for years decaying.

Crime, as drug users and others make use of it's shelter.

Threat of injury to kids.

A fire hazard as the less creative and more bored of the Metro Detroit area try to light it up annually on Devil's night.

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When A Cannibal Has You For Dinner

Cannibal chef given life sentence

A chef who stabbed his lover to death before cutting flesh off his thigh and cooking and eating it has been jailed.

Anthony Morley, 36, the first winner of Mr Gay UK, was told he would serve a minimum of 30 years in prison for the murder of 33-year-old Damian Oldfield.

Morley was convicted of murdering Mr Oldfield at his home in Bexley Avenue, Leeds, by a jury at the city's Crown Court on Friday.

The judge said the murder was "one of the most gruesome" he had encountered.
Morley slashed Mr Oldfield's throat before stabbing him several times.

Sentencing, Judge James Stewart QC said: "Not only did you murder your victim by cutting his throat and stabbing him but you cut him up, cooked him and ate part of him.

"Before this case I had associated cannibalism with eras long gone, with the tale of Robinson Crusoe. No longer.

"You have plumbed depths rarely encountered in our court."

As Judge Stewart set out how long Morley would spend behind bars, there was applause from the public gallery and a shout of "murderer".

Morley, who won the first Mr Gay UK title in 1993 had previously had some kind of relationship with openly gay Mr Oldfield, the court was told, and the pair had arranged to meet on the day of the murder.

They later went back to Morley's house, where the defendant prepared a meal for them both before the pair went upstairs to his bedroom.

Morley later walked into a nearby takeaway wearing a bloodstained dressing gown and flip-flops and told staff and police he had killed someone because they tried to rape him.

During the trial, Morley said he could not remember killing Mr Oldfield, who sold advertising space for gay lifestyle magazine Bent, or any of his subsequent actions.

He had denied murder on the grounds of provocation or diminished responsibility.

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So what news do you break to your parents first? 

The fact your gay or your hunger for human flesh?

This is sooo friggin' creepy...who even thinks of doing stuff like this?

No not smoking pole but eating your former friend with benefits as some kind of post coitus celebration.

"C'mon over and I'll make you dinner, we can go upstairs and see where it takes us" probably did not entail the host eating your flesh as part of the victim's mental list of things that might happen on his date.

How f-d up do you have to be to do something like this?

What happens during your childhood to make you end up a gay cannibal chef?

I mean...REALLY...what are the odds? 

This couldn't even have come out of Hollywood and they think up some wild shit.

Why jail him, isn't this one of the better arguments for the death penalty?

By the way...What are you doing for lunch today?

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