Guns N' Roses - Hurray....yawn

Guns N' Roses to finally release `Democracy' album

After years of delay, Guns N' Roses is finally releasing "Chinese Democracy."

Geffen Records has announced that the band's eagerly awaited album will be released Nov. 23 at Best Buy stores and the retail chain's Web site.

"Chinese Democracy" is the first album of new Guns N' Roses material since 1991's "Use Your Illusion I" and "Use Your Illusion II."

The band, fronted by Axl Rose, has sold 90 million albums and made a splash in the '80s with the hits "Sweet Child o' Mine," "Paradise City" and "Welcome to the Jungle."

Their 14-track album includes the song "If The World," which is part of the soundtrack to the recent film "Body of Lies." The band recently completed a world tour.

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Guns N' Roses from 1991?

From 17 years ago?

Isn't Axl the only original band member?

Isn't that more like Gun N' Rose?

Here's my prediction....Chinese Democracy will totally suck ass.

Lead singers are notoriously the least talented member of ANY musical group. (Just ask David Lee Roth)

By the simple fact alone that it took him 17 years to complete tells me this will be over thought, under inspired, 40 year old man, teen angst, drivel that Axl scratched his balls over thinking every track over and over and over again.

"Eagerly awaiting"...who the F was eagerly awaiting this piece of audio junk?

No one I know and GnR is my era...you had your moment Axl, walk away knowing you got more than most and more than you deserved and be good with that.

Am I being bias?

Why yes I am, Axl has no talent, that makes me biased against this pathetic attempt to repopulate his shrinking bank account.

When you have lightning in a bottle it takes you a few days to cut a album, the music has legs and does all the talking.

It's only when they (the talent) "hit it big" that it takes 17 years to produce a total piece of crap.

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Clay Aiken Last To Discover He Is Gay

Clay Aiken is joining the ranks of the out and proud.

The unlikely heartthrob, whose Southern gentlemanliness has made the young'uns love him and their moms want to pinch his cheeks, has revealed that he is gay in an upcoming cover story for People magazine, on newsstands Friday.

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I am not big on celebrity news but when celebrities are so self serving and facetious I just can't help myself.

1) Clay Aiken had to be kidding himself if he thought he was fooling anyone about his straight street cred.

2) I suspect coming out is his way of fanning the flames ( no pun intended) on his flagging notoriety and extending his 15 minutes of fame to 22 minutes and 38 seconds.

3) Unlikely heartthrob? Is this the same demographic that thought Liberace was a heartthrob? i.e. the 100-120 year old virgin demographic.

Clay...more power to ya my man, frankly I couldn't care less if your riding the pole or loving the hole but if you feel the need hey by all means alert the media.


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Kanye West Proves You Can't Fake Class

Kanye West proves you can't fake class even if your flying first class.

You can take the thug out of the hood but you can never take the hood out of the thug.


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Mackenzie Phillips Was Charged With Cocaine And Heroin Possession

Former "One Day at Time" television star Mackenzie Phillips was charged on Wednesday with cocaine and heroin possession after being arrested last week while going through airport security.

Prosecutors in Los Angeles also charged Philips, 48, with unauthorized possession of a hypodermic needle or syringe. She is out on $10,000 bail awaiting a first court hearing in October.

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I am not getting on the same train wreck every other blog in the world is getting on...what I am writing about is I didn't know that it was illegal to carry a (unauthorized) syringe.

Personally, I would think junkies having clean needles would be preferable just for the disease aspect.

Here in Michigan it is illegal in many cities to have pot paraphenalia, for example those feather roach clips that used to be so damned cool to have in your rear view mirror...illegal

A misdemeanor but illegal.

I kind of think this is bullshit, just a way to get money from fines.

Really what does it stop? Its just piling onto the problem isn't it?

The real issue is the drug addiction right?

Not "the syringe" prblem.

What drug use prevention occurs from these minor infractions?

None...just a waste of time and money, our money the courts time.

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David Duckovny Addicted To Attention

David Duchovny's sex disorder likened to alcoholism

Duchovny's announcement on Thursday that he was voluntarily going into rehab for sex addiction after years of denying he had a problem, threw a spotlight on a disorder that few celebrities, and even fewer ordinary men and women, admit to.

Often likened to alcoholism, drug addiction or gambling, sex addiction is a form of compulsive behavior which is sending growing numbers of people into therapy but which is not formally recognized as a "diagnosable disorder" by the American Psychiatric Association.

Treatment for sex addiction usually includes psychotherapy, group meetings similar to Alcoholics Anonymous, and sometimes medications like anti-depressants whose common side-effects include a decrease in libido.

Relapse is common, especially since most addicts cannot reasonably be expected to give up sex for the rest of their lives in the way that alcoholics seek never to drink again.

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This is such a load.

For one so few people suffer from what is properly termed Nymphomania or Satyriasis that you probably will only encounter it in the forum pages of Penthouse magazine.

"Dear Penthouse, I never thought I would be writing you but I met a girl who is addicted to sex...."

Yeah right, I wish.

Being "addicted to sex" is like being addicted to taking a dump.

"I just can't help myself, it seems like I can barely go a day and I am in the bathroom...taking a dump...oh the shame."

I am willing to bet if he had a $15,000 a year job washing dishes in order to take care of his kids he wouldn't have time to have an "addiction to sex".

I throw 99% of peoples claims of being bipolar into this pile of bullshit as well...just because you treat people like shit doesn't mean your bipolar, it means your an asshole.

There your cured.....That will be $150.00 please.

So this makes David Duchovny Detroit Daily Dirt's Tool of the Day....

Congratulation David, rub one out for us.

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Madonna's Snapper No Longer Drawing Concert Goers.

RICHMOND, Va. — Governor Tim Kaine said Madonna’s allusion in a concert video to Republican John McCain alongside Adolf Hitler is “stupid.”

But Kaine said Tuesday that Democrat Barack Obama has no duty to comment on what a pop star is saying about political figures in her new “Sticky and Sweet” concert tour.

In his monthly call-in show on Washington’s WTOP radio, Kaine said he was unaware of the video montage. Played as part of the concert, the montage grouped McCain’s picture alongside those of Hitler and Zimbabwe’s dictator, Robert Mugabe.

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Yawn....that's about all I can say about Madonna...she was what should have been a blip on the music radar of the 80's but has through sexual innuendo and comments declaring bravado managed to keep her aged albeit financially lucrative career sledging along like a dog sled on dirt.

You know why she has this montage in her concert?

Here I'll tell you the secret...450 articles on Google.com and growing.

Madonna is the precursor to Brittany Spears, Pink, Hannah Montana, etc. etc. etc....thats all we really have from Madonna as some kind of legacy, her ability to take a lack of singing talent...add in some dancing and prancing.....wear a bra and no shirt...and voila.....SUPERSTAR!

Yawn

PS...great pics huh? Isn't she yummy and people are probably paying a few hundy a piece to watch that jump around a stage.




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Shia LaBeouf's Hand "Crushed" Has To Use Other Hand For Jerking, Makes It Feel Like He Is Getting Strange.

There are new details about the extent of Shia LaBeouf's hand injury—and they're not pretty.

LaBeouf's left hand was "crushed" in last weekend's rollover car crash, and the young star will require "regular medical supervision until his doctors clear him to return to work," LaBeouf attorney Michael Norris said in a statement today.

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Oh My God!...Will he be ok? How will he carry on? Will he be in this weeks Tiger Beat magazine?...Will he ever be able to jack off again?

Who gives a flying turd?

I am not picking on this douche specifically...more so celebrities in general....I mean how does this effect my life or the 10 billion bucks a month we spend in Iraq?

Why is air wasted on reporting this crap?

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Lindsay Lohan Has A Toy Shaped Like A Man At Home Behind Her Melissa Etheridge Albums

Lohan fires back at LA chief's 'gay' remark

Lindsay Lohan said Friday that police have no business getting involved in her personal life, a day after the police chief explained that the paparazzi were no longer an issue — in part because the 22-year-old actress had evidently "gone gay."

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Lindsay, lets get something straight...no one cares who is slobbering on your junk.

This is just ego maniacal to think the world at large gives a crap how you get your rocks off.

You have humped every willing dude in Hollywood and now have settled on the ugliest chick that would have you...who cares?

Buy a toy, there is less emotional attachment.

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Amy Winehouse Rushed To Emergency Room

I only post this for one reason, this girl, like so many of our celebrities, is in trouble and everyone in the world is watching her and them die as a source of entertainment.

Enjoy this evenings viewing pleasure on your local entertainment channel.

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Amy Winehouse was rushed to the emergency room of a London hospital Monday, her reps say.

"Amy Winehouse suffered a reaction to medication at home this evening and was taken to the hospital. Doctors have advised that she will be kept under observation overnight and is likely to be released tomorrow," the singer's American rep says.



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Shia's Mommy Called In Sick For Him. THANK GOD THIS TOOL IS ALL RIGHT

UPDATE: Shia's mommy called in sick for him

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Shia LaBeouf's mother wants the world to know: The kid is all right.

In recovery, but all right.

Shayna LaBeouf told E! News that her 22-year-old action-star son remains at Cedars-Sinai Medical Center after undergoing "extensive hand surgery" in the wake of his truck-flipping, DUI-inurring car crash.

"I'm at the hospital right now, he's doing fine," said Shayna, who has been keeping watch over her son since his wreck in the wee hours of Sunday.

Though she declined to speak specifically to his condition, the extremely emotional mother thanked the public for their concern over her son's well-being.

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Shia LaBeouf - Tool Of The Day

This kid is some kind of stupid tool.
Has it all going on and now has been caught DUI this time.

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Shia LaBeouf was arrested on suspicion of drunken driving Sunday after an early morning wreck in which the "Indiana Jones" star injured his hand and knee, authorities said.

Shia was previously arrested back in November 2007 foir not leaving Walgreens when the staff asked him when he was drunk.

Free Advise Shia:

You youth won't last forever.

You celebrity won't last forever.

Lastly.....if you are INSISTING on acting like a "bad boy" in your free time, try to do it somewhere else besides Walgreens, you just look like a stupid drunk punk.

Pick a fight with the Hell's Angels or something...but Walgreens?

C'mon your not even trying.

Class Hierarchy A Sign Of The Apocalypse?

Question: How do you and I differ from the really important people?

Answer: They are above the law, you and I are not.


Khloe Kardasian served 173 minutes out of her 30-day sentence.
It was reported that she was let go due to overcrowding.

Nicole Richie did 82 minutes, Lyndsay Lohan did 84 minutes and "lifer" Khloe did 173 minutes.

Khloe's lawyer said, "Khloe was prepared to serve her entire sentence if that is what the Sheriff's Department had ordered. Having said that, she is, of course, happy to have been released and she is looking forward to fulfilling all the conditions of her probation."

First off, this chick isn't famous, shes notorious. There is a difference.

This "woman" is notorious for having a father who was a hot shot hollywood lawyer and a slightly better looking sister with a huge ass who shot a porn video and a mom who slobbers on Bruce Jenner's junk.

No talent, no singing, no dancing, no prancing, nothing remarkable at all except kind of looking like a dude in drag...just notorious BUT....the "justice system" seems a lot less harsh on celebrities, even the lowest of the b-list variety.

Imagine you or I charged with DUI, I suspect several thousands of dollars in fines, suspension of license and possibly livelihood in the process, not to mention at least a overnighter in the drunk tank.

But celebrities are different, they have notoriety, so the justice system falls all over itself to blow them instead of punishing them.


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