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SUNDAY July 27, 2008 (foodconsumer.org) -- Ronald B. Herberman, MD at The University of Pittsburgh Cancer Institute sent out an email last week to colleagues warning them of the potential risk of using cell phones.

Dr. Herberman is the first Director of the University of Pittsburgh Cancer Institute, who helped discover natural killer cell-mediated cytotoxicity against tumors in the early 1970s. Stimulation of the natural killer activity would inhibit metastases. He has also played a leading role in the development of several other important aspects of tumor immunology.

He gave the following advice to limit exposure to electromagnetic radiation emitted by cell phones:

Do not allow children to use a cell phone except for emergencies. Children are more sensitive to radiation because their bodies/organs are developing.

When using cell phones, make sure to keep the phones as far away from the ear as possible by what means you can employ.

Avoid using cell phone in the public places like in a bus where other people would be passively exposed to your phone's electromagnetic fields.

Avoid carrying your cell phone on your body at all times and don't keep it near your body at night. Or just simply shut it off to stop electromagnetic emissions.

If you have to carry your cell phone, make sure that the keypad faces your body;

If you have to use cell phone, use it briefly to establish a talk, but use a land line corded phone to have a long conversation.

Put your cell phone to the ear only after the correspondent picks up your call. When using cell phone, switch sides often.

Avoid using cell phone in areas where signal is weak or you are in a car or train. In situations like that, strong radiation will be needed to send the signal, exposing the user to high doses of radiation.

Whenever possible, use text messaging instead of making a call.

If you are buying a cell phone, buy one with lowest SAR possible (SAR=Specific Absorption Rate).

Don't worry folks, the government tests these things, there is no way they could be bad.

I mean cigarettes and alcohol are legal right?

But maybe this is God's way of telling us to get the fuck off the phone and pay attention to the world, it's a cool place.

I can't begin to tell you the countless times I have seen people out for a walk in the palk or wherever "ON THE PHONE" C'mon i'ts not like your talking a plane down because the pilot had a heart attack, you took a walk in the park to be alone for a moment so be fucking alone!

I can pretty much guess the whole critical conversation of these people...

What are you doing?

Nothing, What are you doing?

Walking in the park.

What you doing later?

Nothing, what you doing later?

Nothing.

Want to get together?

Sure but you better call me 8 times before to confirm.

Ok, Let me ask if my girl wants to go, I can call you right back...whoops...hang on I got another call....Hello?....Nothing. What are you doing?




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