Total scam email sent to me, no doubt from me blanketing the internet with my resume....this is what the future of the internet holds. This is what honest effort looking for honest work gets you ...scams up your ass constantly 24/7.
What is your experience? Finance, management, sales, customer service or nothing of mentioned above? Are you looking to advance your career? Do you want to join a successful company that can offer you the stability and growth potential you've been looking for? Sun(XXXX) Yachts is a leader in the marine industry and is so much more than just yacht seller! In business for over 30 years, Sun(XXXX) Yachts operates al (they misspelled all and about a dozen other punctuation errors) over the world with the headquarters based in Malta, Valetta in 7 countries with regional offices, service operations, marinas and storage facilities.
Today we are looking for an enthusiastic individual to hold a part-time position of a Financial Associate (part time sucker) to work with customer payments and develop the payment delivery processes. With Your (why is your capitalized? me no speaky the English) assistance we will design customer payment processes to assure efficiency of payment delivery and compliance with the shortest delivery dates, that will enable us to provide customers with rapid and high quality services.
The Financial Associate is responsible for dealing with the customer payments coming into his/her bank account (ha ha ha ) and optimizing payment delivery dates. As a financial associate you will help to improve customer order delivery cycles set up with the company regional affiliations. You will get paid a net 10% commission (sure I will) out of the total amount of each payment you have dealt with. In order to avoid long distance international bank payments, you will have to wire customer payments through Western Union/Money Gram services (anonymous) to fasten payment delivery dates. You should notice that the related charges should (should?) be covered by the company. You will be actively involved into a part-time position offered for approximately 2 hours 2-3 times a week. (that sounds so easy)
Ideal candidate would be able to work flexibly and have a generally helpful and co-operative approach as well as a great customer service attitude. Demonstrated strong interpersonal skills as well as a collaborative style of working with company stuff to accomplish shared goals and objectives are preferred. You should be able to show good written & oral communication skills, as well as PC experience, including Internet user skills. (all lip service to make it sound legit, they don't care if you are a legally retarded pedophile with a speech impediment, just what your bank account has in it.) The successful applicant should as well show ability to thrive in fast-paced environment and be Creative (why is creative capitalize...oh yeah me no speaky the English) with problem solving skills.
A complete background check on each employee will be performed. (must need my social security numbers and bank account numbers to make sure I am legit)
If you have any questions, please do not hesitate to get back to us at any time!
We offer You a challenging, growth oriented career, family values, highly competitive salary based on experience you achieve with us!Are they fucking kidding me? Selling yachts? Do you even fucking know where I am?
Detroit Michigan is the fucking last place on Earth anyone can even afford a yacht, let alone sell them internationally via a blind acquaintance on the internet.
How retarded do you have to be to use your own bank account for this crap?
I wonder if Western Union knows these folks are using their service for this?
How is my government protecting me from this? (which is their damned job by the way)
This is what looking for work gets me, this is why I get depressed about looking for employment.
Man's ability to fuck his fellow man for a paper representation of wealth.
Never underestimate the negative karma out there, people will screw you over first chance they get.
That's what I have learned in the business world.
Sun Tzu has nuthin' on me.
Welcome to Detroit
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